So this one time my mom and I went to the Nordstrom Rack where I found a great pair of shorts for $9 and I thought I was doing well. Then I found these shoes on clearance for $15 and my triumph was complete. Or so we thought because after I found them these beautiful patten leather slingbacks that should have cost nearly $100 rang up for a penny. And they had to sell them to us. For a penny.
Then we went and showed the Stud who generously pried a moldy penny from his wallet, handed it to my mom and said, "I want to buy my sister a pair of shoes."