Question: What is the distance formula?
Answer: d=engquist(coke+number of McDonald's within five miles)-need of caffeine
Question: What are the properties of a 30-60-90 triangle?
Answer: Oooo! Fun shapes! My notes would make a really great art piece!
Question: Use "metamorphosis" in a sentence.
Answer: In Star Wars, Anakin Skywalker undergoes a metamorphosis into Darth Vader.*
Question: How do you calculate percent increases and percent decreases?
Answer: Wait, does this involve fractions? Crap! I'm screwed...
Pray for me. The GRE is on Tuesday morning.
*This answer was actually not of my doing. It is to the merit of my study flashcards. If only they could have been so funny and useful with all the words, not just the ones I actually know..