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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

pepto bismalworthy

I sold my soul today. For twenty-three dollars. I am officially a resident of Ohio. My stomach has been in knots all day. Nausea, lots of nausea. I went directly from the BMV to get cupcakes and a cranberry limeade at Sonic. Thank you, happy hour!

Did I mention the license is red? RED! Ugh... I changed my mind. Can I move again?

1 comment:

  1. Not to worry. Lil' Bil will keep the blue tags on. You must always be wrapped in a 'mitten'.

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